Dear Man,

I am writing to inform you that I am highly dissatisfied by the way you have been treating me for the last century.

Firstly, I find your idea that science can explain me rather preposterous. When I saw you develop the unique skill to ask questions I never imagined that one day you would go as far as claim that for something to be real it has to possible to comprehend it with the five senses I have given to you. How you reached such a bold yet naive conclusion is beyond even me. That’s why I would like you to ask yourself, if you can see your brain through skin, if you can taste it, smell it or maybe even touch it. I doubt the answer would be affirmative. Therefore, I could claim that you have no brains, couldn’t I?

Secondly, your attempts to deny my existence are not only rather insulting but disturbing as well. You say that there is no valid proof for my existence. I would like to ask you, what you hold as a valid proof, because if memory is failing me, only two millennia ago I sent to you my only son, with whom you acted as a wild savages. I gave you proof, but how can I be at fault if you simply devaluated it. Moreover, that is not the only proof you have been given throughout the history. The mere fact that I am you can see every time you lay eyes upon a newborn baby. The trick here is that you don’t want to see me, and therefore you can’t see me. That’s the power of free will, of which, ironically, you are so proud.

Finally, your habit to misinterpret the little things you see me do is astounding. When I give the means to you to become a better man you begin to whine that I am unfair and even cruel. It saddens me immensely that you think I would choose the more painful road if there were other possibilities. I have no intention of making your life miserable, I only wish you to live happily, but for that you must be ready, you must be able to cope with the happiness I offer.

Therefore, I suggest you to reconsider your present position and look into these matters thoroughly – not only on my behalf but also on behalf of yourself. Otherwise think of this letter as a notification of my intention to take more serious means to correct the present situation.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Yours truly,
God